Miles recently travelled to another galaxy to discuss the larger impact of the rebellion on neighboring systems, as well as to seek valuable advice on how to achieve political independence. Planet Tobia, a fearless friend and ally to the fledgling rebellion, offered Planet Miles some useful tips on sitting-up, eating, as well as a [...]
Archive for March, 2005
Those were the very words spoken when our little spaceboy tipped the scales at the doctor’s office today.
You may find yourself asking – how huge? Well, how about 20 lbs. and 27 inches huge … now that’s a butterball!!!
Benche’ marzo stia per finire, la primavera si fa attendere su Planet Miles e il guardaroba invernale resta ancora l’uniforme piu’ appropriata… Qui Miles si rilassa in un raro momento di pausa tra una missione galattica e un viaggio interstellare.
Translation: check out our ursine-intergalactic hero in animal drag!
Quite recently there has been a disquieting din all throughout Planet Miles. Some colonists shrugged it off as shifting techtonics, others as the side effects of prolonged space travel, and still others believed it to be some divine force stirring within the galaxy. Yet, no one could have foreseen the monstrous form that would [...]
Your favorite little astronaut is back on the radar, but this time he has something to prove – that gravity slips! That’s right, watch this weightless spaceboy defy the pull of the planets and swing through the endless expanse of space … just follow the steps below to enter an intergalactic ballet of epic [...]
This most recent video transmission offers a meditation upon life on Planet Miles! The star offers a real life depiction of the joy and pain of existence on another planet, so don’t miss all the action, excitement and drama. You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! And you’ll find yourself on the next space shuttle to Planet [...]
Check out Miles sporting his first Yankee outfit – thanks to his aunt Kissy!
In early December of last year Miles and his lunar grandma were able to catch up with one another and discuss the state of the planet. And while the transcripts of this meeting are not available for security concerns, we do have some video footage of their encounter. So do not hesitate to take [...]
That’s right folks, after many nights of battling with the arbitrary punctuation of a make-pretend language, I have finally completed the first two installments of what promises to be an ongoing project of tracking the development of our little space boy. While History as an academic discipline may be under scrutiny, and the earthbound, [...]
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