After his trip to Earth, Capt Miles has decided to get rid of some unnecessary commodities to cleanse himself of all memories that invoke the frenzied material culture driving the dying engine of the third planet from the star known as the sun.
So, what better than joining his space neighbor, Georgia Bee, for a [...]
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Our fearless captain’s prolonged absence from Planet Miles is finally over! Having travelled more than 50 million miles to gather primary research on the primitive cultures of Planet Earth – he is ready to report his findings. Click on the picture below for the truth about Human Beings!
Please note: due to the inferior technology available [...]
Before leaving for his exploratory mission to a small, primitive planet know as “Earth,” Miles had one little piece of business to take care of on his own turf. The recent infestation of a particular species of space rodent (Spacius Whoozitus), commonly know as Whoozits, has forced Capt Miles to brazenly hunt these multi-colored [...]
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