Archive for May, 2005

Selling the farm …

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

After his trip to Earth, Capt Miles has decided to get rid of some unnecessary commodities to cleanse himself of all memories that invoke the frenzied material culture driving the dying engine of the third planet from the star known as the sun.

So, what better than joining his space neighbor, Georgia Bee, for a good, old-fashioned plot sale – a communist baptism of sorts!

plotsale

georgia

milesdaddy “Master Blaster!”

Man and His Culture!

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Our fearless captain’s prolonged absence from Planet Miles is finally over! Having travelled more than 50 million miles to gather primary research on the primitive cultures of Planet Earth – he is ready to report his findings. Click on the picture below for the truth about Human Beings!

Please note: due to the inferior technology available on Planet Earth and the immediacy with which Capt Miles chose to publish his findings – the documentary you are about to view is both very large (34 mb ) and a bit rough. Please try to excuse our fearless adventurer’s haste in the name of knowlege …

Capt Miles VS. Whoozit!

Sunday, May 8th, 2005

Before leaving for his exploratory mission to a small, primitive planet know as “Earth,” Miles had one little piece of business to take care of on his own turf. The recent infestation of a particular species of space rodent (Spacius Whoozitus), commonly know as Whoozits, has forced Capt Miles to brazenly hunt these multi-colored vermin in the wild. Take a look at some intriguing footage as your fearless astronaut goes in for the proverbial kill! Just click on the image below and its Whoozit Season! (Please note, the picture image brings you to the largest video file, click on the links below the image for smaller & quicker downloads.)

whoozit season
Medium-Sized Video (7 mb)
Small-Sized Video (3.5 mb)

Help Wanted …

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

Space people Who Need Help!