Author: Reverend

In preparation for the festivities, the captain stops for a little holiday reading.

Capt Miles and Old Ben hover through time and space …

Music to follow eventually …

Capt Miles’ starship is not only sleek and stylish, but it may very well be the fastest ship in the galaxy – “point five past lightspeed”! Click on the image below for a more in-depth look at this [[Millenium Falcon]] of the 21st century …

If you think it looks good, wait ’til you discover its interactive possibilities, click “hear” for the Retro Dashboard.

Captain Miles’ recent equipment failure was traced to an attempted nuclear attack on his home by the ever-dreaded Intergalactic Empire. And while the attack was thwarted by the planet’s force field, the horrific reality of nuclear annihilation has cast a dark shadow on the idyllic landscape of Planet Miles. Nonetheless, Captain Miles is not one to languish in uncertainty and fear. As a leader of the intergalactic rebellion, he took an immediate stand against the evil empire by producing and starring in a movie that will educate and prepare the rebellion for the possibility of a nuclear holocaust. So, just click on the image with the”Duck and Cover” title to find out how Captain Miles plans on defending against the unchecked aggression of intergalactic imperialism.

This most recent video transmission offers a meditation upon life on Planet Miles! The star offers a real life depiction of the joy and pain of existence on another planet, so don’t miss all the action, excitement and drama. You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! And you’ll find yourself on the next space shuttle to Planet Miles …