Category: Signs of Miles

Miles Alessandro Groom, born 4:44 am on October 28th, 2004, weighing in at 9 lbs., 4 oz.!

Beth Isreal on a clear, crisp October morning …

Tracking time with the growing space that is MILES …

Just click on the picture below the moment in time to see the particular developments of a quickly rising star:

The Beginning – October 28, 2004:

Circa Month 1 –

Circa Month 2 – Coming Soon …

Circa Month 3 – Coming Soon …

Circa month 4 – Coming Soon …

Circa Month 5 – Not yet possible …

In an unprecedented turn this afternoon, inhabitants of Planet Miles are finally recognizing others within the galaxy. This shirking of planetary exceptionalism in hopes of forming larger networks of interplanetary cooperation is just the first step of the fledgling rebellion. Below is the first press shot of the ambassadors for Planet Miles and “Planet Jonah,” just the beginning of a long, friendly alliance.

This state-of-the-art, sci-fi planet can now send you an e-mail everytime a new post appears on Planet Miles.
Just enter your e-mail on the right-hand sidebar (next to the button that reads “sign-up”) and baby Miles will travel through space at the speed of light to greet you … thanks Zach!

Marzo: il mese ideale per esplorare i confini della galassia …

March on Planet Miles is the time of year when the space suit is not just kitsch, but the uniform of the future. Don’t be afraid to push the frontiers … don’t be afraid to journey to the center of Planet Miles!

The space-time contiuum never looked so good as it does on Planet Miles. Think I’m kidding – take a look at the evidence below:

Space goggles for safety …

A space child POSSESSED!

Mobility has arrived …

Contact!

Old Blue Eyes

Already a classic!

Miles and his new toy!

Closeup!

Medium shot …

Bello e Bella!

Cosi’ sono i bagni quotidiani su Planet Miles…

“Ho poco tempo per posare oggi ma date un’occhiata sotto:”

“Questo e’ il mio nuovo capo di abbigliamento per viaggi interstellari” -“un ottimo articolo”-assicura Captain Miles. Mille grazie Sharon & Lonnie!

Miles at Mike’s enjoying a good, old-fashioned Greek Diner in NYC. A sharp eye might notice the “Shazaam” Bolt on his shirt – only in space does style prove this exciting.

Photographic proof that kids are happier on planet Miles!

Miles’ t-shirt in this picture foregrounds his ironic stance towards “babieness.” Note: Planet Miles is attempting to critique the commodified values of Earth, yet often must participate in the very process it is trying to dismantle.

Miles lounging in his new Land Speeder; travel is fun and exciting on Planet Miles!

All the colors of the rainbow come to life on Planet Miles, and, as illustrated by the rotund baby in this image, food is never scarce!

Return to Planet Miles

• The captain does his best Grinch: Oh, the Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise!
• Old Ben and the Captain Land Speeding: Hovercrafter!
• Welcome Baby Tess: Planet Miles has a Visitor! (Slideshow & video)
• Something entirely different: Rats playing Basketball
• Miles is no match for planet Ziggy: A Galactic Whooping
• Use the force Miles: Voices in My Head
• Don’t ever stop running, baby: Run, Miles, Run
• Watch captain Miles check mate the competition: Chess anyone?
• Dillan’s powerful commentary on aging in the form of a skate video: Visions of Things to Come
• Capt Miles finds a diversion while stockpiling for his imminent journey: Stocking Up
• One giant step for astro-men: Walk like a Man
• “Dance, dance, dance” is capt Miles’ new montra: Shake!
• Fantasy meets Sci-Fi in this genre-twisting, action-packed rollercoaster of a video: Lord of the Swings
• There is no rest for the weary on Planet Miles: “Wake Up, Papi”
• Conquering yet another Miles-stone: “Crossing Bridges”
• Follow the reel-time trajectory of your favorite little space captain: “Anatomy of a Swing”
• Only an inspired teacher could help Capt. Miles stand on his own two feet: “Stand & Deliver”
• Captain Miles reflects in the arms of mother nature: “At Summer’s End”
• Check out this astronaut training video by your fearless captain: “Light Speed”
• Visit Planet Earth with Captain Miles in this riveting docudrama that explores how the other half lives: “Man and His Culture!”
• Just when you though it was safe in space: “Capt Miles vs. Whoozit!”
• Take a retrospective journey with Capt. Miles: “Six Months with Miles!”
• Watch Miles duty now for the future in this instructional film about avoiding nuclear devastation: “Duck and Cover”
• Learn how Capt. Miles relaxes in outerspace: “Botanical Frolic: A Photoplay”
• Miles’ first Spring fling flick: “The Park is Mine”
• What hideous creature haunts our humble planet? “It Came From Planet Miles!”
• Watch Miles defy earthbound gravity: “Swinging in Space”
• The Life of Rocket Man, based on a true story: “Rocket Miles!”
• Our little visitor’s jaunt in his new flying saucer : “Ground Control to Captain Miles!”
• Our little visitor’s first ritualized holiday: “Xmas in Space”
• Our little visitor’s first encounter with his lunar grandmother: “Generational Contact Zones”
• Our little visitor’s first photoshoot, captured here: “Miles of Styles,” directed by Zach Davis

The Comforts of patria-filial relationships become much easier on Planet Miles, for as you can see in the illustration, children levitate. Ah, yes – all the conveniences of a gravity free existence await the young child on Planet Miles. Proof that extra-national intergalactic syndicates around the galaxy promise an unrelenting future which has exploited all the possibilities of efficiency and automation to reach their logical conclusion, hence offering nothing but time to devote to you space child, unless, of course, you work within the corporate machinations of Cogswell Cogs!