Planet Miles is thrilled to welcome the latest star to the galaxy: Baby Jayne! Arriving in the early-morning hours of March 31st, Jayne is a much anticipated addition to a growing community of highly-trained cosmonauts. Welcome aboard Jayne! The Stars are your’s to grab …
Jayne seems remarkably tranquil after what must have been a long journey through time and space. Such poise can only reinforce her preparation for battling imperial tie fighters!
 Planet Miles just got a little more exciting! View the image of your favorite Star Wars character and see if you can recognize their true identity. A little hint: mousing over the pictures may help reveal the secret quicker! Just click on the picture and you’re on your way … |
 Planet Miles is pleased to bring you the internet movie Troops – a 1997 classic from the Blacksheep clan. This short gets up-close and personal with the day-to-day life of the imperial stromtrooper – filling in the gaps George Lucas overlooked. This is a must see for all Star Wars fans, so click on the image to get an inside look at the Empire! |
 Check out the teaser for I.M.P.S., a new Star Wars tribute series from the makers of Troops. This brilliant trailer gives you a taste of what’s to come in these serialized shorts that will be released sometime this Spring. Check out impstherelentless.com for more details. It looks to be extremely entertaining, but click on the picture and judge for yourself. |
Miles recently travelled to another galaxy to discuss the larger impact of the rebellion on neighboring systems, as well as to seek valuable advice on how to achieve political independence. Planet Tobia, a fearless friend and ally to the fledgling rebellion, offered Planet Miles some useful tips on sitting-up, eating, as well as a little bit of advice on how to have some old school fun … che bellini!!!
Those were the very words spoken when our little spaceboy tipped the scales at the doctor’s office today.
You may find yourself asking – how huge? Well, how about 20 lbs. and 27 inches huge … now that’s a butterball!!!
Benche’ marzo stia per finire, 
la primavera si fa attendere su Planet Miles e il guardaroba invernale resta ancora l’uniforme piu’ appropriata… Qui Miles si rilassa in un raro momento di pausa tra una missione galattica e un viaggio interstellare.
Translation: check out our ursine-intergalactic hero in animal drag!
Quite recently there has been a disquieting din all throughout Planet Miles. Some colonists shrugged it off as shifting techtonics, others as the side effects of prolonged space travel, and still others believed it to be some divine force stirring within the galaxy. Yet, no one could have foreseen the monstrous form that would emerge from the subterranean caverns of Planet Miles!!! Click on the image below to uncover the horrific truth …
Your favorite little astronaut is back on the radar, but this time he has something to prove – that gravity slips! That’s right, watch this weightless spaceboy defy the pull of the planets and swing through the endless expanse of space … just follow the steps below to enter an intergalactic ballet of epic proportions!
This most recent video transmission offers a meditation upon life on Planet Miles! The star offers a real life depiction of the joy and pain of existence on another planet, so don’t miss all the action, excitement and drama. You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! And you’ll find yourself on the next space shuttle to Planet Miles …
In early December of last year Miles and his lunar grandma were able to catch up with one another and discuss the state of the planet. And while the transcripts of this meeting are not available for security concerns, we do have some video footage of their encounter. So do not hesitate to take a look at some extracts from this generational summit- just click on the image and its show time!
Un altro video (questa volta un vintage di dicembre scorso) e un altro grosso file-quindi non tutti potrete vederlo purtroppo, ma chi lo fara’ perche’ non ci lascia un commentino cliccando la voce “comment” sotto l’immagine?
Note: this large video (14 megs) is a windows media file which, unfortunately, means it will only play in the windows media player. So, until I can transfer it to a more friendly format – MAC users may be out of luck, sorry!
