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Empathy and compassion must be intergalactic …

Captain Miles is here photographed minutes after hearing about the lack of leadership in the face of crisis on Planet Earth.

La galassia di Planet Miles si stava rivelando troppo stretta e cosi’ ecco il nostro capitano sfidare i confini spaziotemporali per inoltrarsi -impavido!- verso l’ignoto…

Well, the narrative ruptures on this blog have begun to unsettle the fragile biosystems of Planet Miles.

There have been audible grumblings beneath the surface of this quiet hamlet. What is truly happening with your favorite little spaceman you may ask? Well he has been travelling at speeds not yet known to the poor, earthbound sap.

Just click on the picture to the right to see the most rigorous astronaut training program in the galaxy …

Video Guarantee: Astronauts trained using Capt Miles’ video are certain to perform as impressively as those presently in orbit around planet Earth.

Proof that superhuman strength is inherited, not stumbled upon as all those inane comics may propagate with their little lies …

Our fearless captain’s recent voyages brought him into contact with numerous “belli donne” and a modernist writer of some repute. The proof is in the pudding …

Ice Cream and Italian mothers – la dolce vita! (You’ll have to take my word on the ice cream, it came right after this photo and it was delicious.)

James Joyce is here pictured with his favorite online superhero Capt Miles and his attractive assistant.

Due “greats”!

Due Belli!

Due Comandanti!

Miles was feeling blue without all of you …

..but as usual looking damn good thanks to the space-age eyes of Andrea and Tania!

Guess who’s back from Italy?

Just mouse over the image and you’ll see your favorite little space cowboy in action!

After his trip to Earth, Capt Miles has decided to get rid of some unnecessary commodities to cleanse himself of all memories that invoke the frenzied material culture driving the dying engine of the third planet from the star known as the sun.

So, what better than joining his space neighbor, Georgia Bee, for a good, old-fashioned plot sale – a communist baptism of sorts!

“Master Blaster!”

Our fearless captain’s prolonged absence from Planet Miles is finally over! Having travelled more than 50 million miles to gather primary research on the primitive cultures of Planet Earth – he is ready to report his findings. Click on the picture below for the truth about Human Beings!

Please note: due to the inferior technology available on Planet Earth and the immediacy with which Capt Miles chose to publish his findings – the documentary you are about to view is both very large (34 mb ) and a bit rough. Please try to excuse our fearless adventurer’s haste in the name of knowlege …